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22MAY05 <Archives>
Got back from a one nighter in Greenville, Illinois. Nice place called Circle B Steakhouse. Bob and everyone there was really great. The only problem was there was a small audience. The audience was pretty great, there just was about 15 or so of them. Both myself and Scott Long ended up doing more talking to the audience than our normal routines. I guess it worked out pretty well and I hope everyone had a good time. They seemed to be having fun. I know I had a good time. Especially when one audience member informed Scott of the mathmatical error in one of his jokes! The show ended up being more personal with the small crowd. I felt like we should just be sitting at the tables with them telling jokes and stories instead of standing up with a mic. Over all I believe the night went well considering.

If you get a chance to see Scott Long perform please do. He is a very funny man. He is a writing for Fox Sports and the NFL pregame show. He has also been on Bob & Tom. Here is a link to his website: http://www.scottlongonline.com

Well, I have to get unpacked, do laundry, then pack again. I will try to get another news update going later in the week.

~John
10MAY05 <Archives>
I finaly got a newsletter out. For those of you on the newsletter email list, sorry it took so long. For those of you not on the newsletter email list, why the hell aren't you? Sign up! It's easy and free! You don't know what you are missing. You never know, I might just do something special for the newsletter subscibers only. Well, I know you don't want to miss out so enter your name and email address in the box on the left side of any page of the website. Don't worry, your email is safe. I don't sell the list or send out a bunch of crap. Just a monthly (when I get to it) newsletter and maybe an update every once in a while. It's worth it.

Check the schedule page for full updates, but I just got confirmed at Rossi's Bar & Grill in Muskegon, Michigan for Wed. the 29th of June. I performed there last October and it was a blast! The staff is great and the audience was wonderful. I look forward to coming back. Since it is a Wednesday night show it is open to anyone over the age of 18. You can get a coupon for a free admission (with paid admission) on their website. Here is a link: http://www.homestead.com/rossisrocks/home.html
Hope to see you there. In fact I'll make it really worth your while. The first person to come up to me after the show wearing a loserwhiteguy.com shirt will get a free signed "John Vorhees Just Doesn't Give A...." CD & poster! Now how can you beat that!?!

I am working on getting more shows lined up. Keep checking back often as I will update the site as soon as I have things confirmed.

Thursday May 19th I will be at the Showcase 53 Cinemas in Davenport, Iowa to see Star Wars Episode III, Revenge of the Sith. Opening day, baby! Wouldn't miss it for the world. If you see me there say "HI"

~John
APR 2005 <Archives>




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