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24NOV05 <Archives>
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

This last weekend's show in Clarion, Iowa went pretty well. Willie and everyone there at Little Willie's were really great. Too bad there was not many people there to see the show. Spark Mann was actually scheduled in Missouri, so I worked with a very funny guy by the name of Dan Still. He was there with his soon to be wife, Tina. We had a pretty good time. I have added Dan's website to the links page. We sort of recognized each other and believe we met years back in Peoria, IL at the Jukebox Comedy Club.

Even though there was not a large crowd the new T-Shirts sold very well. The response was even better than I expected. Even Willie had to have one! I am planning on adding to the merchandise page so you can order one either by PayPal or sending money via snail mail. Keep a look out for that.

Well, everyone have a great holiday and try not to eat too much!

~John
13NOV05 <Archives>
I just got the itinerary for this Saturday in Clarion, Iowa. The schedule page has now been updated with the information. I will be working with Spark Mann. He is a really funny guy. I've worked with him twice before, most recently this last September in Iowa Falls, IA. Both times we have worked together we have had a great time. This should be a really awesome show. If you can make it I hope to see you there.

I should hopefully have the new John Vorhees Comedy Tour T-Shirts by this weekend. I am looking forward to see what kind of response I get from them at the Clarion show on the 19th. Trust me, these shirts will be a must have item! I'm still debating if I'm going to show them on the website. It might turn into one of those, "You have to go to a show to get it" kind of deals. Maybe not, I'm still trying to figure out what to do. Guess you will just have to wait and see.

That's all for now. I will be working on the November loserwhiteguy.com newsletter very soon, so keep checking your inbox.

~John
10NOV05 <Archives>
Great news! BestBuy.com is now offering online purchasing of independant CDs through CD Baby. What does that mean? That means you can now purchase "John Vorhees Just Doesn't Give A..." through bestbuy.com online at home or at any Best Buy store nationwide!!! Told you I had great news.

But wait, I have more news. Vorhees Enterprises has recently purchased a PA system. Ok, what the hell does that mean? (God, you people ask a lot of questions!) Well, this means the John Vorhees Comedy Tour is 100% ready to offer nearly any club, bar, college, corporate event or party a full comedy show solution. Just in time for Christmas party season! For more details on how you can have a professional comedy show featuring two or three comedians with John Vorhees (me) headlining the event just click on the booking page.

Don't forget Saturday the 19th I will be performing in Clarion, Iowa. Full details should be updated on the schedule page this coming Monday. The Iowa Falls, IA show last month was standing room only. I expect to see another packed house. I should have my new John Vorhees Comedy Tour T-Shirts by then. I'm not going to announce what is on this new shirt just yet, but let's just say you will want to be the first one on your block to have one!

~John
OCT 2005 <Archives>




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